March 2009 Archives

Playing possum





Exhibit A, right, we have yet another furry marsupial overstayer, gripping onto a manuka tree in our backyard for dear life with a look of patent fear and bewilderment after being pursued through a bed of agapanthus and chased up a manuka tree by a deliriously crazed hound from hell.









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 And here, a short time later, we have Exhibit B: one very remorseful hound tied up on the verandah and an extremely silly one at that, one who had to be physically dragged from under said manuka tree, salivating extensively from the corner of her mouth, hackles hoisted, yipping hysterically, with eyes fit to pop out of her skull. 


Ah yes, Pippa: she's all about the "self-control."


Misty watercoloured March morning...

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The mopes

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I'm feeling a bit mopey today, for various reasons. Tomorrow I've got to show up at Whangarei District Court for jury duty, which is highly inconvenient, in that I really can't be arsed going and am thinking of letting them sting me with the $300 fine for not turning up instead, good responsible New Zealand citizen that I am.

But, as I am a person in between jobs (and that's a rant for another day) a $300 fine would not go down well with the Other Harf, who is slaving away over a hot desk on mega exciting "budget templates" on this gorgeous sunny Sunday afternoon when he should be home with his maudlin wife - reason #2 for the mopiness.

And then there's reason #3. In the past three months my oldest and best friend hasn't phoned me once, nor has she returned my phonecalls and I think she's texted me, ooh, maybe three times. She would have no idea if I am still a jobless bum, or whether I've been taken on as the CFO of a multinational conglomerate.

I also know at the moment that her and her husband are going through one of the hardest, most emotional things a couple can be faced with - infertility: test after test, specialists, clinics and the distinct possibility of IVF.

Being 39 years old and not 16, I decided not to sulk about this understandable breakdown in communication on her part and sent her a text last night, wondering why she hasn't called, or texted, and telling her that I'm here if she needs to talk.

I'm still waiting to hear from her, and I'm wondering if I should just pick up the phone and just call her. 

Photogenic Thursday

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Photogenic Thursday is bought to you by the clearest blue skies, rolling, emerald hills, endless horizons, cute barnyard animals and an unemployed accountant with a Canon EOS 400D.

Today I'm all about eggs. In that I'm not counting my chickens till they're hatched, because tomorrow I find out if I've got the job I went for a second interview for yesterday afternoon. I pimped myself good and proper, and if they don't want me, well, at least I get to spend my time here.

You've got to look on the brightside, ya know. 

 


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Meanwhile, over at Photografi....

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Tag-teaming for the Relay for Life

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I met Michelle on my first day at my first job after moving up from Auckland to Whangarei (nearly three years ago now) and I soon learned that she was funny and happy-go-lucky and generous. She was the kind of person that would bake banana cake to boost morale and sooth Mondayitis or bring in daffodils from her garden and share them round just to cheer up the office, and was the instigator of our infamous cocktail/Singstar/pizza team-bonding nights.

Michelle was always the first to listen to your woes or to laugh with you - in short, she was one cool chic, and we quickly bridged that gap from colleague to friend.

So when she decided to move on to greener pastures and a higher salary, it was without question that her and I kept in touch, and when she asked me if I would participate in the biannual Relay for Life, raising money for the Cancer Society and joining the team of friends and workmates she had bought together (not only to support the Cancer Society, but to remember and honour her mum, who had died of lung cancer six years ago) I said yep, absolutely.

Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock right through to 2pm on Sunday, I tag-teamed with the seven other "Walkie Talkies" (and along with 55 other teams - a total of over 1000 walkers and even a few runners) in a big sports field just south of Whangarei, and between us our team walked over 2000kms round a 400m circuit. It was hot, it was cold (especially at 2am, when a chilly mist descended over the sportsground and I didn't have quite enough warm clothing...), it was painful (the last three hours I did in barefeet), it was sad, it was boring, it was funny, it was challenging and most of all it was 24 hours of remembering and fighting and celebration and support.

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This shows the candlelight ceremony at 9pm Saturday - walkers decorated candlebags of remembrance which lined the track until the relay finished at 2pm on Sunday. My bag (decorated by his great-nieces) shows my lovely Uncle Bob, who died of skin cancer in 2001.



A Daily Adventure...

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  • Miss 8.6, recent winner of the Year 4 freestyle relay area champs title and effortless swimmer of the 50 metre pool at the local aquatic centre keeps asking if she can play netball instead of going swimming on Saturday mornings.
  • This, despite the glory of gold-coloured certificates, lashings of encouragement and praise and offers of tempting carrots such as joining that really cool swim-club with the fancy-schmancy tracksuits and styly kitbags that sometimes train after her lessons.
  • Yes, there go my daydreams of cheering her on poolside at the 2016 Olympics. There they go, wafting right out the window....
  • But, there is the possibility of her becoming the next Irene van Dyk, or Casey Williams.
  • She could run out onto the court in the silver and black and sing the National Anthem in front of a packed stadium.
  • She might then be a pivotal player in the Silver Ferns winning the World Champs and kicking Australia's butt ten times in a row, well and truly rubbing captain (and stroppy little mare) Sharelle McMahon's nose in it, if she's still around.
  • Invites to appear on shows like A Game of Two Halves/Celebrity Treasure Island/Sale of the Century will flood in, and she'll end up dating a really gorgeous, incredibly talented All-Black (probably the captain) who'll be a dead ringer for Richie McCaw.
  • They will get engaged, then married, and the wedding photos will appear in New Zealand's top selling women's weekly magazine, pushing the sales figures up to their best ever.
  • She'll have two gorgeous kids and go on to be the coach of the Silver Ferns, carrying their unbeaten record on for the next two decades.
  • Or, she could just be a little girl who loves netball for the hell of it, just because her Mum and Dad let her play it on Saturday mornings like she wanted to.

 

This be thee criteria

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On Saturday, I bought Kings of Leon's latest album Only by the Night on CD, after dithering over whether to buy it for weeks. I like both of the singles released so far ("Sex on Fire" and "Use Somebody") and thought, well, two is the magic number. If I like two singles, I generally buy the album.

I've listened to it, and am pretty damn pleased I bought it (even though Miss 8.6 aka"Nana" had her hands over her ears the whole way home from town, as I had to listen to it loud, jeez, adults these days...) and I particularly loved track 5, "Manhatten."




Sometimes, if I know a band really well, I'll buy their latest album without listening to it at all.

But mostly, it's the two single rule and so far, so good.

What's your criteria when you buy the whole album? How do you choose your music? And what's the last album you bought and were you happy with your choice?

Introducing Mr Skinky McSkinkersen

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Swimmingly

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I'm feeling so much better today, after two days of mooching about the house with a head stuffed full of cotton wool and a nose on permanent drip. Fresh air! Physical activity! A functioning brain! I missed you!

So this morning I got up, walked the eternally grateful Pippa and Max, vacuumed the house, did some washing, weed-eated the forest round the back of the house, did two hours of studying Victorian poetry (strictly timed) and now, now I get to chill out, wind down and relax, with the possibility of a large glass of chilled white wine looming on the horizon.

Tomorrow it's my turn to take Miss 8.6 to her swimming lessons in town, which start at 8am. This involves extracting myself from bed at around 6.45am, in order to wake up properly for the 25 minute journey (I am so not a lark, but I'm not really an owl either, come to think of it) and to make sure that our ever-forgetful daughter hasn't forgotten her goggles or her swimcap or her hairbrush or her head.

Miss 8.6 is an awesome little swimmer and can do four lengths of the 25m pool at the aquatic centre no problem at all. So much so, she kicked butt at the school swimming competition two weeks ago and was subsequently picked to represent her school at the regional champs, this coming Tuesday.

The Other Harf and I are very proud and humbled about this, considering both of us represented our respective schools in diddly-squat. We both plan on being poolside on Tuesday, cheering very loudly and over-enthusiastically to embarrass her and to make up for our pain.

Faded

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In a blatant example of both filching a great idea and pimping one's blog (and to brighten the place up a bit) I've "borrowed" the super-clever and mega-famous Dooce's idea and from now on will be posting a wee slice of my Photografi photographs every time I post them. Please engage your clicking finger on the photo to see more!

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  • This morning I am experiencing grottiness, in the form of snottiness, a grouchy throat, more dizziness than usual and one of those dull, not quite headaches and have taken my first round of Lemsip which does not seem to be working so far.                                      
  • Yesterday, for the second time this week, I have broken out the fluffy slippers.
  • It is drizzling with rain and a sneaky, chilly little breeze is getting in a window somewhere and nipping at my toes, so I am going to have to get my slippers on for the third time.
  • Miss 8.6 is due back from two days of school camp this afternoon, and will be fit to burst with all the news but will certainly require a) a long hot shower and b) an early night.
  • This week's DVDs are Definitely Maybe (already watched this one, mediocre and for some odd reason, possibly to do with the impending lurgy, I kept getting Rachel Weisz and Isla Fisher confused), Elizabeth:The Golden Age (felt compelled to get this out after watching The Other Boleyn Girl last week, which I enjoyed, though judging by portraits of the man, casting Eric Bana as Henry was stretching it quite a bit), Ocean's Thirteen (don't know why I haven't got round to seeing it before now) and A Good Year starring that infamous Orstraylean Mr Russell Crowe - I'm a bit sceptical about Rusty and romantic drama/comedy, but I'm going to give it a go.
  • I've been applying for jobs on the innernet and it's truly surprising at some of the replies I get asking me do I realise this about the job, or that about the job (ie, that it is actually part-time, or that the pay is not much about minimum wage). No, because you didn't actually mention that in your ad? Uh-huh?
  • The plumber is supposed to be over at the Beige Barn this week to install plumbing bits and pieces, but so far he's only turned up for two hours and has become nil-by-mobile ever since. The ever-reliable Northland tradesman strikes again.
  • Even if I do say so, and I'm going to: The garden is looking freckin' awesome at the moment - I've got most of the beds under control, despite cunning takeover bids by kikuyu grass snipers, and all the lawns are mown and the edges weed-eated. If I could, I would so pat myself on the back but may have to get the Other Harf to do instead.
  • My first assignment for Uni is due this coming Monday and I am deeply procrastinating about it as I have the joyous task of analysing a stanza of the most turgid piece of Victorian poetry ever written. Oh, how I must apply myself to this one.
  • The Lemsip isn't working, I'm off to score me some proper drugs.
  • Over and out.

Soppiness quotient = +10

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On Friday afternoon around 5-ish I got Bruvinlaw to drop me into town outside the Other Harf's work where we swapped my stationwagon for the OH's three-door hatchback.

Then I phoned the OH on my mobile and asked him to take a look outside his office window.

"Oh hello...what are you doing here?"
"I'm whisking you away for the weekend!"
"Are you?" I could practically hear the big grin on his face."I'll be down as soon as I can!"

Five minutes later we were on our way to the lovely little town of Paihia in the Bay of Islands, just over an hour's drive away, where we lazed about, drank lots of wine, ate some lovely meals in restaurants and some grownup breakfasts in cafes and did a bit of tiki-touring and souvenir shopping and sleeping-in late.

We sat on Paihia wharf, at 10 o'clock at night, dangling our legs over the side and watched the moonlight sliding across the water.

But the best thing about this weekend? It was just me and the OH.

No child, no DIY, no loud, early-rising nephews or noisy nieces, no gardening or cooking or housework or dogs wanting walks.

I'd forgotten how much I like just being with him.


 


Rained out

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Horizontal rain, lashing winds, and even the ever-persistent Pippa seems to have drawn her own conclusions about the possibility of her daily walk (a big fat ZERO) and is curled up on her bed. It's days like today that I can be semi-grateful that I'm between jobs and I gave myself full permission to wallow in bed this morning, reading and drinking tea and watching the rain hurl itself against the windowpane.

Good to be indoors

Thankfully this dire weather didn't roll in yesterday and wash out Miss 8.6's school sports day. I went along and took some photos of the cricket-ball throwing, vortex (picture a rugby ball crossed with a fish) tossing and 400 metres (in which Miss 8.6 did very well, even with that patented arm-flinging run of hers) and I was then roped into being the bar lady at the high-jump.

However, two hours trailing after 22 over-excited 8-year olds is quite enough (wedgies, silly voices, fidgeting, daydreaming, farting, burping; you get the picture) and I hereby award their teacher a sackful of gold medals for putting up with them for six hours a day, five days a week.

He is truly a legend.

In breaking news, 3.27am

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Early this morning, at the unholy hour of 3.27 I received two text messages on my mobile, jolting both myself and the Other Harf out of our much needed beauty sleep regime.

What the! 

At that hour it was either one of my UK mates forgetting about the time difference (again), or something bad had happened to someone here in NZ.

No, one was from a old work colleague, asking me how I'd got on with the job.

And the other was a notification of a voicemail. It was a message from the Human Resources Lady I wanted to give a piece of my mind to in yesterday's post, apologising for the delay in getting back to me and letting me know that I had been "unsuccessful" in my application.

"But best of luck for the future, Fiona."

Hummph. WHATever.

Fortunately I didn't ring her up yesterday afternoon and tell her what I thought as both were sent around midday and Vodafone took 13 and a half flippin' hours to send them on to me.

Nice one!

I guess I'm ok about not getting the job. It might be some sort of sign?

Or perhaps I just wasn't what they were looking for, after all.





Monday. Again.

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Yep, another Monday has rolled round and yours truly is still a fully-paid up member of the In Between Jobs Club(®). Nope, no phonecall from the company I had the second interview with last Tuesday, and I'm starting to fantasise about phoning up the Human Resources lady and giving her a god-damn piece of my mind about common courtesy and getting people's hopes up and how hard is it to keep a person in the loop, mmmm???

To take my mind off my extensive woes, I went into town and treated myself to a coffee and a muffin because I deserve it, then hit the DVD store again - Monday means weekly DVDs at $1 each so how could I resist a bargain like that in my unemployed situation. Got out The Other Boleyn Girl (like ScarJo and Natalie Portman as actresses), Wall Street (I've never seen it), The Departed (Mark Wahlberg was the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car on Top Gear last night and mentioned this was the best movie he'd been cast in) and (I pounced on this one when I spotted it! I covet that white T-Bird!) American Graffiti,

To counter all this self-indulgence I then had to go and do the weekly grocery shopping. As I drifted round PakNSave, I reminisced over the times when it was only the Other Harf, Miss 8 and myself to shop for. We could have pork (Lil'Sis doesn't like it) or Thai Green Curry (it disturbes Bruvinlaw's metabolism) and Movenpick Chocolate Icecream (not really considered a budget, family sort of purchase at $8+ a tub) when ever we wanted.

So, the good news for all concerned is that the Moving Out of the Kiwifruit Homestead/Moving in to the Beige Shed date for my sis and family is looming on the horizon - @six weeks and counting. I will not be getting the marker pen out to cross off the days, but it's going to be a date that I'll certainly be counting down to and may celebrate with some Thai Green Curried Pork.

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    your hostess Fi (40, just) and currently residing in a big old house in rural Northland, New Zealand with the husband (known round here as the Other Harf), our daughter (currently Miss 9.6) and a menagarie of orphaned animals and over-extended relatives. Have mercy.

This month I am mostly eating homegrown vegetables and feeling very earnest about it...


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