Today I ducked out in my lunchbreak and bought myself two pairs of jeans.
Now, this is a feat in itself and one that I’m quite proud of. Let me tell you why.
Well, it’s because I only had a half an hour lunch break, and that in that miniscule amount of time I managed to find two pairs of jeans that didn’t garotte my muffin top into two horizontal pancakes AND they miraculously slimmed both my thighs and my buttocks!
Huzzah!
However, what was truly noteworthy is that one of those new pair of jeans was black, and “*skinny” – a cut and shade of jeans that I haven’t considered purchasing in well over fifteen years.
What I also reluctantly had to come to terms with was that my new black jeans were two sizes bigger than the last ones I bought, circa 1994.
Ah well, onwards and outwards…
*They’re not skinny as in skinny, stovepipe skinny like all the young ‘uns are wearing; they’re just not as bootcut as bootcut jeans are. God bless Jeans West.
where did you get them from? I was at the warehouse in whangarei two days ago and couldn’t find any skinny jeans for women only tiny ones for young girls and I know I haven’t been a young one in skinny bubblegum jeans since 1986
I got them at Jeans West in Cameron Street. They’re not as skinny as the girls ones but they’re slimmer than bootcut.