
nce upon a time there was a nice young Kiwi girl called Fiona. She had a dream: to travel the world and see exciting places and do exciting things.
So Fiona saved up lots and lots of money, sacrificing spiral perms and nights out with her mates drinking wine cooler, and bought herself a backpack and a one-way ticket to the UK.
After a long flight, and a long drive through the Essex countryside, she arrived at a little seaside town where she was to stay with friends, and it was here she met a very nice Englishman, who took her backpack up to her room and then made her the first of many, many cups of tea, because he was exceptionally good at making cups of tea, as she would soon learn.
The Englishman was also a very good tour guide, and showed her around London, and when it got a little bit chilly, he took off his coat and wrapped it around her shoulders to keep her warm, and took her to an Angus Steak House, which was very posh, and paid for her meal.
Before long Fiona realised that this Englishman was by quite far the loveliest, kindest man she had ever met, and as a bonus he was bloody good looking, and that she had fallen in love with him.
And fortunately for Fiona, the Englishman felt the same way, and they were both very happy, and very much in love.
Six months later, Fiona realised that in just over one year’s time it would be time for her to go home, as she was only allowed to stay for two years on her Working Holiday Visa, and this made her very sad, so she had an idea; a very impulsive idea, but she could not think of any other way around her predicament.
So Fiona proposed to her lovely Englishman, on the southbound platform of the Northern Line at Embankment Station, in rush hour, and the Englishman said he would make his mind up by the time they arrived home.
He said yes, and there was much rejoicing, and telephone calls to disbelieving friends and parents, and a month later Fiona and her Englishman were married in York Registry Office, and the Englishman become Fiona’s Other Harf, and they smiled the whole day, and were very happy.
And fifteen years later, Fiona and her Other Harf don’t smile the whole day, but they still smile a lot, and they are still very happy and still very much in love.
Happy Anniversary, my darling!
(Our wedding day – this is only the second time the OH’s photo has appeared on Kiwifruit!
The last time was for our 10th wedding anniversary.
He is still petrified of web stalkers and other deviants, just like he was in 2005…)
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